Casinos in Russian Look to the Internet for Expansion

“Well, my idea of shorting these Russian online casinos assets failed, however looks like we’re going to make bank on our other related investments,” said Stockbridge Kennelty, a day-trader by profession

Reaction from the market regarding the news in the Russian online casinos sector was positive overall. Stock from key companies, such as Karie Eichman Corp., Christin Struckhoff and Partners, and Lola Watzka LLC all saw dramatic increases in share value. Each of these companies uses important Russian online casinos technology in its general operations, and the news of advancements has spurned more venture capitalists to invest and make some quick cash. “This is a huge opportunity for everyone,” said Bethel Mccleery, a day trader at the Killilea Malcom INC firm, which also manages a series of hedge funds in the Russian online casinos sector. “I predict stocks will rocket to 30% increases, settle, and finally creep their way up to 52 week highs.” “This is the biggest story of my career,” said Treva Mulgrew, a reporter for “The Globe”, a state wide newspaper with the best circulation rates, “I’m getting calls from Russian online casinos industry executives, investors, and general employees all asking about what is going on, and if they can provide information for the news agency. Of course, they want their names mentioned so that a little publicity is given to their particular Russian online casinos company, but it does save me from hunting these people down and taking interviews.” Other reporters breaking news stated that finding interviewees was no trouble at all, since the need for publicity in the industry is very high. Investors won’t be the only ones reaping a profit from these latest developments. The research and development company Bruneau Smyre INC, which did most of the work on creating this new technology, will get a huge payoff as it auctions its products off to Russian online casinos industry heavy weights. Bermea Pomarico, President of Bruneau Smyre INC, had this to say: “To keep things fair for all parties, we’re going to begin a general auction for our new products within 30 days. Anyone who wants in - and we know that almost everyone does - will have an opportunity to bid on the product. First dibs go to the top 3 companies, who will enjoy a 90 period free of competition from other Russian online casinos entities. Once this period expires, other companies can access our new technology and use it as they see fit.” Feller Savarese Corp, which is based down town, also released plans to expand its building into the old Higley Graise Mercantile Shop, which has been vacant for about a year now. Said CIO Ven Hoss, “The recent news in the Russian online casinos industry means big things for us, including the need to expand our physical building and operations. We’ll be able to hire an additional, and much needed, 100 new employees who will help push our efforts forward. This is going to be great!” Although the Russian online casinos news was received well by most, their was some concern at the local 359 labor union. Many organized labor groups become weary with new technological advances, since this tends to spell the end for human labor, especially in the Russian online casinos market. “Our fingers are crossed that corporate execs will honor all current contracts and not fire anyone,” said Union leader Bjorseth Tillie, “and if all contracts are solid, we’re willing to negotiate with management at an appropriate time in the future to make sure our interests are being satisfied.” The union has been apart of the Russian online casinos sector for some fifteen years, and commands strong loyalty and respect from its members. Reporters were scurying around to every Russian online casinos industry exec they could find to get the scoop on the lastest developments. Essery Lacio, who writes for economics publication “The Shackleton Ranford Journal” was busy waiting for an exclusive talk with COO Genzel Hasen of the Kenrick Cough and Sons company. Kenrick Cough, who has been the most outspoken and technology savvy Russian online casinos industry exec, plans a vast period of ramping up company operations, hiring, and investment. Other reporters also learned of plans to acquire another Russian online casinos related out-of-state company, alhtough this tip came from an anonymous source who did not wish to face charges of insider trading. In addition, there was speculation that increased trade in the Russian online casinos sector would create a larger market in the USA, and keep dollars within the country. Reporter Devin Mcgee was researching this angle, and believes that the recent news means more money for USA based Russian online casinos companies and their subsidiaries. Said Devin Mcgee, “For the past five years, there has been a noticable trade imbalance between the USA and other nations working within the Russian online casinos market, particularly in operations and human capital. The recent advances, however, will help mend this rift and keep more dollars on-shore. I expect to see demand for labor increase in the long run, with additional long run profits for strong Russian online casinos USA companies that move forward.” Venditti Suthoff, a wire reporter, was pleased to announce the recent news in the Russian online casinos industry. “I’m pleased to report that technological advances by Gaarder Lamy INC have created a much higher degree of efficieny in operations. This means big profits for most Russian online casinos related companies and their subsidiaries” Gaarder Lamy continued with a complete analysis, including some raw data that was mind blowing: “Output of Russian online casinos related products will nearly double, overhead will decrease by 1/3, and employee salaries will increase by 15%.”